Novel karya AliaZalea is the one of best damn novel in the world that I like. Jadi ceritanya itu tentang si Adri yang ga bisa move on dari temen smpnya, Baron. Akhirnya dia ketemu Baron yang mau tunangan. Kehadiran Adri di kehidupan Baron membuat Baron ingin membatalkan tunangannya. Adri mencoba melupakan Baron ditemani oleh Ervin, teman kantor sekaligus sahabat Adri. Adri pun stress, sampai akhirnya hamil. Gimana ceritanya? Baca aja sendiri wkwk.
Nah, ada bagian yang gue suka sampe mau jerit-jerit. Ini dia kutipan-kutipan dari novel Miss Pesimis yang gue suka, kocak, menyentuh, atau nyesek :
Tapi Ervin tidak mendengarkanku dan memutar tubuhku sehingga bagian bajuku yang masih terbuka menghadapnya. Dia kemudian menarikku ke arah tempat tidur sebelum kemudian dia duduk di ujung tempat tidur itu dan menghadapku. “Whoa... nice underwear,” ucapnya
Aku bergegas masuk ke kamar mandi dan menyalakan shower dengan air dingin lalu duduk di bawahnya sampai semua bajuku basah. Aku mencoba menangis dengan mengeluarkan air mata, tapi tidak ada setetes pun yang keluar. Dan itu semakin membuatku sengsara. Dadaku sudah mau meledak.
“Dri, elo nangis?” tanya Ervin pelan. Dan entah karena suaranya atau nadanya, aku langsung menangis tersedu-sedu. Semua kekecewaanku bisa kutumpahkan. Ervin hanya memelukku dengan sabar. “It’s okay, it’s okay... I’m here... I’m here....” Itu saja yang perlu dia katakan dan aku menangis semakin keras. Selama beberapa menit dia hanya terdiam dan tetap memelukku. Aku juga tidak mampu melepaskan cengkeramanku di bahunya. Untuk pertama kalinya aku merasa terlindungi oleh Ervin. Ervin yang sempat membuatku menangis tersedu-sedu kemarin malam.
“Can I do it?” tanya Ervin sambil mendekatkan dirinya padaku. Aku mundur selangkah dan punggungku menabrak dinding. “Do what?” tanyaku bingung. “Making-out sama elo.” Aku terdiam sesaat, mencoba mencerna kata-katanya.
“Lo memang lagi...” Ervin terdiam sejenak, keningnya berkerut seperti sedang mencoba untuk mencari kata yang tepat. Lalu “...dalam tahap penyembuhan, tapi bukan begini caranya,” lanjutnya masih tetap terdengar tenang. “Oh ya? Kalau lo tahu cara lain yang punya efek lebih cepat, lo bilang ke gue. Tapi untuk saat sekarang gue perlu have a one night stand before the New Year, okay.” Ervin membuang botol kosong yang digenggamnya dan berjalan ke arahku, wajahnya sangar. Matanya berapi-api.
“Dri!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” teriak Ervin, membuat langkahku terhenti karena kaget dan berbalik menatapnya. “Do you really want to do this?” tanyanya, nadanya melembut. Dari matanya kulihat bahwa dia sedang mencoba untuk memahami keadaanku. Aku mengangguk. “Lo yakin lo siap?” Dia memandangiku dari seberang ruangan. Sekali lagi nadanya lembut, tapi kini terdengar putus asa. Aku lagi-lagi mengangguk. Ervin menarik napas panjang. Aku pun melakukan hal yang sama. Aku bersyukur akhirnya dia bisa mengerti keadaanku. Aku tersenyum padanya. “Tutup pintunya,” ucapnya pelan. “Hah?” What the hell??? teriakku dalam hati. “Tutup pintunya, kalau lo memang siap untuk seks. Lo harus mulai dari gue. Gue aman, Dri.”
“Tapi, kalau ternyata dia tidak menginginkanku, bagaimana?” “Cari laki-laki lain yang menginginkanmu. Kamu ini cantik, tahu. Kamu pintar, mandiri, dan tidak mau diremehkan orang. Kamu pasti bisa.”
“You bloody wanker, you knocked a girl up and you left?” teriak wanita itu dengan aksen seperti orang Inggris.
“Hamil? Elo hamil? Lo bilang lo sudah minum...” Aku tidak sanggup untuk mendengar apa lagi yang mau dikatakannya. HP langsung kumatikan karena aku tahu dia akan mencoba menghubungiku lagi.
“Rumah? Rumah siapaaaaaa?” teriakku. “Rumah kita,” jawab Ervin tidak kalah keras.
“Gue sudah beli rumah, surat-suratnya masih perlu diselesaikan tapi pada dasarnya rumah itu sudah milik gue. Gue sudah tukar-tambah mobil gue sama SUV supaya lebih nyaman untuk Scarlett.” Kini nadanya Ervin sedikit lebih pasti ketika mengucapkan nama Scarlett.
“Lo jual mobil lo?” Ervin mengangguk. Dia tidak mencoba menyentuhku sama sekali. “You’re right, as always, M3 gue nggak bisa untuk bawa bayi,” ucapnya. “Tapi lo cinta sama M3 lo.” Perlahan-lahan es yang menutupi hatiku cair. “Tapi gue lebih cinta elo, Dri. Mobil ada gantinya, tapi elo... lo nggak ada gantinya.”
“Hey... baby, it’s okay, daddy’s here,” ucapnya. Aku hampir mau pingsan ketika mendengar kata-kata itu.
“Kalau kamu mau mandi juga, masuk saja, shower-nya besar kok,” teriaknya.
“Oh... itu... mmmmhhhhh... aku suka... eerrr... kangen sama bau kamu. Sori, bukan maksud aku untuk ngembat, tapi sayangnya kamu nggak bisa aku bawa ke Cincinnati, jadi aku bawa lotion kamu saja,” ucap Ervin dengan wajah agak-agak bersalah.
Gue ya cuma gue. Walau lo semua bilang gue freak, bego, tolol, idiot, norak, alay, apapun itu. Tapi ini tetep gue. Gue yang ga perfect, gue yang kadang kayak orang lain yang munafik untuk ngejaga perasaan orang lain. Gue yang kadang ceplas ceplos dan ga peduli terhadap orang lain.
Sadar atau ga sadar, ada something yang lo ga bakalan tau dari semua orang, guys. Satu hal aja pasti ada. Seumur hidup pun lo temenan sama seseorang, lo ga bakal tau gimana rasanya jadi dia. Sama seperti yang gue dan lo alamin sekarang. Dan juga ada yg lo ga bakal pernah tau apa yang ada di dalem diri lo sendiri, dan apa mau lo di hidup ini kalo lo kerjanya cuma ngurusin orang lain dan ga coba untuk memperbaikin lo sendiri.
Gue ga tau kenapa gue bisa freak dan ngomong kayak gini. Kenapa bisa bego kayak gini. Bisa males kayak gini. Tapi terkadang gue sadar, gue juga ga perfect, gue masih nerapin cara hidup gue kayak apa yang gue tulis diatas. Ga mau intropeksi diri, egois, cuma mau hidup enak, ga mau ribet. Dan gue tau banyak orang yang ga suka gue. Gue tau.
Mau lo secantik apa, sebaik apa, mencoba baik sekeras apapun, hukum rimba tetep bakal ada. Musuh bakalan tetep ada, haters tetep bakal ada. Tapi lo harus inget, guys. Semakin famous orangnya, semakin banyak haters. Dalam arti : Semakin banyak yang sayang sama lo, semakin banyak yang benci. Itu udah aturan main dalam hidup. Semuanya pasti seimbang. Nah, kehidupan gue, elo, dan semua orang juga kayak gitu. Kalo yang benci sama lo banyak, kalo lo lagi banyak masalah sama orang banyak, kalo lo lagi tekanan batin. Jangan nangis, guys. Lo cuma harus inget. Sebanyak apapun haters lo, pasti yang sayang sama lo banyak.
Untuk saat ini sih lo ga tau siapa yang sayang sama lo. Tapi yang pasti dalem dunia ini pasti ada yang sayang sama lo. Pasti ada. Believe in me aja pokoknya. Kalo hidup lo ga berakhir happy ending, berarti hidup lo belum berakhir. Simple.
Ps : Haha I made It with my little english skill WITHOUT googletranslate :)) So, I'm sorry if you got something bad about this post. Kay? Btw entah kenapa mau tulis begini.
Look, I does my S-H-I-T Please excuse me for the smell For certain does my jerk thing And I Keep her working She a star on the track like Pharrel, Na'mean? Your money slow mo My money like pro mo Giving autographs with the cash no photos Flow sicker than Polio Hit it from the back guarantee to give ya scolio...sis Sorry homie but I'm bonin' yo' sis And she love it When I take her down even when I do my duggy Like a DJ in the bed when i'm cuttin' City kid pull up in that big truck Call it tonka Club like the chocolate factory Willy Wonka Girl I want ya But you're too much taste so Sweet bout to give me a sugar rush
CHORUS (CHRIS BROWN) I be going out Imma go getter I be pullin' all the chicks they follow me like twitter (twitter) Follow me like twitter, follow, follow me like twitter Hangin' on every word that I say They know what I'm about Colder than the winter Y'all ain't messin' wit me Y'all just some beginners Follow me like twitter, girl they follow me like twitter (twitter) Follow me, follow me (yeah)
As I'm sittin' on top of my ego, that's the world and I'm flyer than the eagle And she a weapon and I know she kinda Lethal My flow sicker than cancer Need chemo And as the world turns Yeah I hit it in Got Obama stacks I'm countin' presidents Know who I'm betta than But I don't mention them Number One in the game They on the bench and shit (Aha) Cause I do my damn thing My body tagged up like a Picasso painting Neck full of ice baby lets go skating Or we can take a trip to Beijing (hahaha)
Million dollar house Million dollar fits Call me Jackie Chan with these million dollar kicks And you know I'm the man with these million dollar chicks So guess what's in my hand These million dollar tits
CHORUS I be going out Imma go getter I be pullin' all the chicks they follow me like twitter (twitter) Follow me like twitter, follow, follow me like twitter Hangin' on every word that I say They know what I'm about Colder than the winter Y'all ain't messin' wit me Y'all just some beginners Follow me like twitter, girl they follow me like twitter (twitter) Follow me, follow me (yeah)
Ladies how ya been? I know you've been waiting for me Now I'm back again (again) Run along and on tell ya friends And watch dem girl dem say You know you down for the man name, Chris Brown
(K-MAC) Introducing you to something new (something new) Something that you never seen before (seen before) The Lamborghini with the four door We can Ustream all the footage, babe Tell me what it feel like to roll with boss Hit me up on twitter baby we can kick it off We can kick it off (oooooh yeah oh)
CHORUS (CHRIS BROWN) I be going out Imma go getter I be pullin' all the chicks they follow me like twitter (twitter) Follow me like twitter, follow, follow me like twitter Hangin' on every word that I say They know what I'm about Colder than the winter Y'all ain't messin' wit me Y'all just some beginners Follow me like twitter, girl they follow me like twitter (twitter) Follow me, follow me (yeah)Kepo?Klik Disini......
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I had a way then losing it all on my own
I had a heart then but the queen has been overthrown
And I'm not sleeping now the dark is too hard to beat
And I'm not keeping now the strength I need to push me
You show the lights that stop me turn to stone
You shine It when I'm alone
And so I tell myself that I'll be strong And dreaming when they're gone
'Cause they're calling, calling, calling me home
Calling, calling, calling home
You show the lights that stop me turn to stone
You shine It when I'm alone
Home
Noises, I play within my head
Touch my own skin and hope that I'm still breathing
And I think back to when my brother and my sister slept
In an unlocked place the only time I feel safe
You show the lights that stop me turn to stone
You shine it when I'm alone
And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
And dreaming when they're gone
'Cause they're calling, calling, calling me home
Calling, calling, calling home
You show the lights that stop me turn to stone
You shine it when I'm alone
You show the lights that stop me turn to stone
You shine it when I'm alone
And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
And dreaming when they're gone
'Cause they're calling, calling, calling me home
Calling, calling, calling home
You show the lights that stop me turn to stone
You shine it when I'm alone
Home, home
Light, lights, lights, lights
Light, lights, lights, lights
Home, home
Light, lights, lights, lights
Light, lights, lights, lights
Home, home
Light, lights, lights, lights
Light, lights, lights, lights
